So people won’t look at me and think I’ve become the crazy cat lady? Because I’m not sure I can go straight from being “Hermione Granger” to “Crazy Lady That Smells Of Cat Pee And Should Be Ignored”.
Your cat’s hairless, he needs to be kept warm! Ta!
does buying Christmas presents for your cat get weird? Is it when he has a matching Christmas jumper and mittens? Is it when he has turkey flavoured cat chews? Or is it when you wrap them all with fish-patterned wrapping paper?
And the right answer is… NEVER!It’s not weird we give gifts for babies, so why would it be weird for cats? They,re like babies, except they,re better at making you feel like they own you and not the opposite.
No no no, i’m queen of England…But you can be Queen of Italy, we will join in fashion and richness to empower our people!
No no I’ pretty sure I’m queen. I,ve been queen for quite a while now. Beyoncé appointed me back in August.
Whooooooop!!!! Who cares you get a vacation and in fucking Italy!!! Makes sense, you should be crowned while there.
So I,d be queen of England and Italy? Seems nice.
What are you going to do in Italy?
Running away from crazy family Christmas, mostly. It’s my belated birthday presents from my sister -paid with my own money but shhh-. A couple of weeks in Florence… for Florence!